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The Lonely Nerd desperately wanted a melon that they would play with. It might be an astonishing thought, to me and my children, but not to the Nerd, who thought that this idea was wonderful. Strangely, a melon would be the item that was chosen.

The Lonely Nerd always had with them a pint of cider that they sometimes insert somewhere. It should have been a fairly exciting action, to me and my husband, but not to the Nerd, who thought that this idea was fun. You wouldnt have thought, a pint of cider having that done to it

The Lonely Nerd always kept a toilet brush that they sometimes watch for 10 minutes every morning. One might say this is a fairly different proposal, to my grandma, but not to the Nerd, who had decided that it was in fact, awesome. Remarkably, a toilet brush is the item to select.

The Lonely Nerd desperately wanted a cheese grater that they would demolish. This could be considered an unusual idea, to me and my wife, but not to the Nerd, who expected that this idea is out of this world. You wouldnt have thought, a cheese grater would be the thing that was selected.

The Lonely Nerd desperately desired a little monkey that they liked to play with. This could be considered a fairly original operation, to you and me, but not to the Nerd, who had decided that the idea was miraculous. Who would have imagined, a little monkey would be the chosen thing.

The Lonely Nerd desperately needed a piece of paper that they would put on his head. It was considered to be a fairly original exercise, to me and my wife, but not to the Nerd, who had decided that this idea was spectacular. You wouldnt have thought, a piece of paper was the item that was chosen.

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