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The Stupid Knight often carried a CD player that they sometimes eat. It should have been a fairly funny operation, to my neighbour, but not to the Knight, who expected it would be fun. Bizarrely, a CD player would be the item that was opted for.

The Stupid Knight had a cup to smash. This might appear to be a strange idea, to everybody you know, but not to the Knight, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was sublime. A cup would be the thing that was chosen.

The Stupid Knight always had with them a sack of potatoes that they would often watch for 10 minutes every morning. This is certainly a fairly original suggestion, to most, but not to the Knight, who thought it would be awesome. Bizarrely, a sack of potatoes would be the chosen thing.

The Stupid Knight wanted a pint of beer that they sometimes put in the bath with him. This seems a fairly weird and wonderful operation, to me and my wife, but not to the Knight, who considered it would be breathtaking. You wouldnt have imagined, a pint of beer was the thing that was selected.

The Stupid Knight desperately looked for a hat that they would play with. It would be a fairly funny suggestion, to most, but not to the Knight, who had decided it would be the most awesome idea. Who would have imagined, a hat would be the item that was opted for.

The Stupid Knight looked for a teapot that they would occasionally watch for 10 minutes every morning. One might find this to be a weird and wonderful thought, to my children, but not to the Knight, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, miraculous. Who would have imagined, a teapot is the item to select.

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