The Weary Jerk

The Weary Jerk often carried a hat that they would drop. One might consider this to be a curious thing to do, to my neighbour, but not to the Jerk, who considered that it was in fact, exciting. Who would have thought, a hat would be the item that was opted for.

The Weary Jerk carried a lava lamp that they sometimes sit and look at. It is a fairly peculiar idea, to my children, but not to the Jerk, who felt it would be fun. Honestly, a lava lamp would be the thing that was opted for.

The Weary Jerk wanted a cup that they liked to annihilate It might have been a new thing to do, to my grandpa, but not to the Jerk, who feels that this idea was wonderous. Who would have thought, a cup being the item selected.

The Weary Jerk always carried a sword that they would rub on his belly. It might have been a fairly exciting exercise, to my children, but not to the Jerk, who had decided it was sublime. Who would have imagined, a sword would be the item that was opted for.

The Weary Jerk always carried a little monkey that they sometimes share. This seems a fairly different proposal, to my grandpa, but not to the Jerk, who feels that this idea was wonderous. You wouldnt have imagined, a little monkey being the chosen item.

The Weary Jerk carried a can of coke that they would occasionally rub on his belly. This seems to be a surprising thing to do, to me and my wife, but not to the Jerk, who considered that the idea was entertaining. Honestly, a can of coke was the thing that was opted for.