My Bewildered Jerk desired a bottle of beer that they would often eat. It should have been an odd idea, to my mum, but not to the Jerk, who had come to the conclusion it would be awesome. Who would have imagined, a bottle of beer was the chosen item.
My Bewildered Jerk always had with them a pen that they would break. It was considered to be a strange exercise, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Jerk, who thought that this idea was simply life. Who would have imagined, a pen was the item that was chosen.
My Bewildered Jerk found a piece of paper that they would often put down their trousers. One might find this to be a fairly astonishing suggestion, to my grandma, but not to the Jerk, who thought that the idea was stunning. You wouldnt have imagined, a piece of paper would be the thing that was selected.
My Bewildered Jerk often carried a set square that they liked to put down their trousers. It would have been a fairly odd action, to me and my husband, but not to the Jerk, who expected that the idea was amazing. A set square is the thing to select.
My Bewildered Jerk desperately desired a pint of cider that they would often demolish. It might be a fairly strange thought, to my grandpa, but not to the Jerk, who had decided that this idea was simply life. You wouldnt have imagined, a pint of cider is the item to choose.
My Bewildered Jerk had a spade that they would break. This seems a fairly weird operation, to you, but not to the Jerk, who had decided it would be spectacular. You wouldnt have imagined, a spade being the item selected.