Her Stupid Jerk desired a can of Dr Pepper that they sometimes play with. One might find this to be a fairly surprising approach to life, to you and me, but not to the Jerk, who thought that it was in fact, wonderful. Who would have thought, a can of Dr Pepper was the item that was selected.
Her Stupid Jerk searched for a cucumber that they would sometimes put on his head. It is considered to be a weird activity, to me and my parents, but not to the Jerk, who had come to the conclusion it was the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have thought, a cucumber would be the item that was selected.
Her Stupid Jerk always had with them a cheese grater to cuddle. One might find this to be a fairly peculiar thing to do, to my grandpa, but not to the Jerk, who feels that this idea is entertaining. A cheese grater is the thing to opt for.
Her Stupid Jerk always kept a set of lego that they liked to put down their trousers. One might find this to be a somewhat surprising thing to do, to many, but not to the Jerk, who expected that the idea was awe-inspring. Honestly, a set of lego being the item selected.
Her Stupid Jerk always kept a wig that they would often rub on his belly. One might consider this to be a fairly odd approach to life, to me and my parents, but not to the Jerk, who had come to the conclusion it was awesome. Honestly, a wig being the item selected.
Her Stupid Jerk searched for a sponge that they would occasionally rub on his belly. One might say this is a funny activity, to me and my parents, but not to the Jerk, who thinks that this idea was exciting. You wouldnt have imagined, a sponge would be the item that was selected.