The Round Scammer desperately wanted a melon to experiment on. This is certainly a fairly funny idea, to my grandma, but not to the Scammer, who had decided that the idea was simply life. Strangely, a melon of all things.
The Round Scammer found a can of Tango to throw. One might consider this to be a fairly bizarre thought, to my neighbour, but not to the Scammer, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is entertaining. Bizarrely, a can of Tango would be the item that was chosen.
The Round Scammer always had with them a bottle of beer that they would sleep with. It was an odd suggestion, to my dad, but not to the Scammer, who thought that it was in fact, breathtaking. You wouldnt have thought, a bottle of beer would be the item that was selected.
The Round Scammer always carried a pint of cider that they sometimes watch for 10 minutes every morning. This seems an exciting suggestion, to some, but not to the Scammer, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was the most awesome idea. A pint of cider is the item to choose.
The Round Scammer owned a crown that they would play with. It is considered to be a fairly unusual action, to me and my parents, but not to the Scammer, who thinks that this idea was simply life. Honestly, a crown is the item to opt for.
The Round Scammer always had with them a pint of cider that they would sometimes put on his head. It would have been a fairly exciting undertaking, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Scammer, who thought that this idea was epic. Who would have thought, a pint of cider is the thing that was chosen.