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A Anxious Baby desperately wanted a melon that they would sometimes worship. It might be a surprising thought, to me and my wife, but not to the Baby, who thinks that this idea is stunning. Remarkably, a melon would be the thing that was opted for.

A Anxious Baby desperately wanted a hat that they sometimes try to nail to the wall. This might appear to be a fairly different approach to life, to my neighbour, but not to the Baby, who had decided that the idea was spectacular. You wouldnt have thought, a hat is the item to choose.

A Anxious Baby desperately wanted a stretchman that they liked to put on his head. This might appear to be a peculiar suggestion, to me and my wife, but not to the Baby, who felt that it was in fact, epic. Remarkably, a stretchman was the item that was selected.

A Anxious Baby owned a sack of potatoes that they would often rub on his belly. It was considered to be a bizarre thing to do, to everybody you know, but not to the Baby, who had decided it was awesome. Bizarrely, a sack of potatoes was the item that was opted for.

A Anxious Baby looked for a block of cheese that they sometimes annihilate This seems to be a fairly odd thing to do, to my dad, but not to the Baby, who expected that the idea was miraculous. Who would have thought, a block of cheese of all things.

A Anxious Baby often carried a tomato that they would occasionally watch for 10 minutes every morning. It might be a peculiar thought, to my mum, but not to the Baby, who assumed it would be awesome. Strangely, a tomato was the chosen thing.

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