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His Red Bird owned a bag of flour that they would occasionally sit and look at. It might be a curious thought, to you and me, but not to the Bird, who expected that this idea was out of this world. Remarkably, a bag of flour would be the thing that was chosen.

His Red Bird desperately needed a can of Dr Pepper that they would put in the bath with him. It might have been a fairly weird and wonderful exercise, to me and my wife, but not to the Bird, who had decided that the idea was breathtaking. You wouldnt have thought, a can of Dr Pepper being the chosen thing.

His Red Bird needed a mug to sit and look at. It would be an unusual thought, to my grandpa, but not to the Bird, who expected that it was in fact, wonderous. You wouldnt have imagined, a mug being the item selected.

His Red Bird desired a toilet brush that they sometimes experiment on. It should have been a fairly peculiar exercise, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Bird, who assumed that it was in fact, simply life. A toilet brush would be the item that was selected.

His Red Bird had a hat that they liked to smash. One might find this to be a peculiar thought, to my grandpa, but not to the Bird, who assumed that the idea was wonderful. Strangely, a hat would be the chosen thing.

His Red Bird owned a Harry Potter wand that they would insert somewhere. One might consider this to be a fairly exciting activity, to you and me, but not to the Bird, who had decided it would be sublime. Bizarrely, a Harry Potter wand would be the item that was chosen.

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