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Jolly Ogre desperately craved for a pencil sharpener that they would occasionally throw. One might consider this to be a fairly bizarre thought, to my neighbour, but not to the Ogre, who thinks that it was in fact, simply life. Who would have imagined, a pencil sharpener is the item to choose.

Jolly Ogre carried a custard pie to watch for 10 minutes every morning. It is a fairly unusual idea, to me and my children, but not to the Ogre, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, awesome. You wouldnt have imagined, a custard pie was the thing that was opted for.

Jolly Ogre desperately searched for a piece of paper that they would occasionally throw. It should be a fairly peculiar suggestion, to my grandpa, but not to the Ogre, who considered that the idea was awe-inspring. Who would have thought, a piece of paper was the item that was opted for.

Jolly Ogre always had with them a can of Tango that they would occasionally play with. This seems a fairly surprising suggestion, to everybody you know, but not to the Ogre, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is the most awesome idea. Who would have thought, a can of Tango would be the thing that was selected.

Jolly Ogre always carried a pint of cider that they would occasionally rub on his belly. It might have been a fairly funny thought, to some, but not to the Ogre, who considered that this idea is wonderful. You wouldnt have imagined, a pint of cider is the item to select.

Jolly Ogre desperately looked for a cheese grater that they would drop. One might consider this to be a fairly peculiar undertaking, to my grandma, but not to the Ogre, who assumed that this idea is out of this world. Strangely, a cheese grater being the item selected.

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