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The Bewildered Jerk wanted a sword that they sometimes hug. It might have been a fairly extraordinary proposal, to my children, but not to the Jerk, who felt it was fun. You wouldnt have thought, a sword would be the item that was opted for.

The Bewildered Jerk desperately wanted a magic 8 ball that they sometimes embrace. It is considered to be a fairly bizarre undertaking, to most, but not to the Jerk, who thinks it was stunning. You wouldnt have thought, a magic 8 ball is the thing to choose.

The Bewildered Jerk searched for a sack of potatoes to put down their trousers. It was a bizarre exercise, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Jerk, who considered that this idea is wonderful. A sack of potatoes of all things.

The Bewildered Jerk had a ball that they would occasionally experiment on. It was a fairly surprising action, to most, but not to the Jerk, who felt that the idea was epic. Who would have thought, a ball was the thing that was opted for.

The Bewildered Jerk desperately craved for a set square that they would play with. One might say this is a weird undertaking, to you and me, but not to the Jerk, who thinks that the idea was exciting. Remarkably, a set square is the thing to select.

The Bewildered Jerk wanted a can of Dr Pepper that they sometimes sit and look at. It is a somewhat surprising suggestion, to me and my parents, but not to the Jerk, who thought it was breathtaking. Bizarrely, a can of Dr Pepper is the item that was chosen.

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