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Their Magical Jerk often carried a painting of a melon that they would often put in the bath with him. One might find this to be a fairly curious exercise, to you, but not to the Jerk, who had decided that the idea was amazing. You wouldnt have thought, a painting of a melon was the item that was chosen.

Their Magical Jerk desperately wanted a helmet that they liked to cuddle. This seems to be an exciting exercise, to you and me, but not to the Jerk, who expected that the idea was amazing. Bizarrely, a helmet is the item to choose.

Their Magical Jerk had a sponge that they sometimes rub on his belly. It was an odd suggestion, to me, but not to the Jerk, who thinks it would be the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have thought, a sponge being the thing opted for.

Their Magical Jerk always carried a rubber chicken that they would occasionally try to nail to the wall. This seems to be a fairly astonishing suggestion, to everybody you know, but not to the Jerk, who expected it would be wonderful. Remarkably, a rubber chicken was the chosen item.

Their Magical Jerk desperately looked for a mug to sit and look at. It was considered to be a funny thing to do, to me and my wife, but not to the Jerk, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was miraculous. Who would have thought, a mug would be the chosen thing.

Their Magical Jerk needed a chocolate bar that they sometimes embrace. This seems to be a peculiar thought, to many, but not to the Jerk, who thinks that it was in fact, fun. Who would have imagined, a chocolate bar was the item that was chosen.

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