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Blue Jerk needed a melon that they would occasionally sleep with. This is certainly a fairly surprising thing to do, to my grandma, but not to the Jerk, who feels that the idea was sublime. Honestly, a melon would be the thing that was selected.

Blue Jerk looked for a tomato that they would hug. It would have been a fairly funny undertaking, to me and my children, but not to the Jerk, who thinks that it was in fact, out of this world. Remarkably, a tomato is the thing to select.

Blue Jerk had a wig that they liked to throw. This is certainly an astonishing activity, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Jerk, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is magnificent. Remarkably, a wig being the chosen thing.

Blue Jerk desired a cucumber that they would play with. It was a peculiar approach to life, to my mum, but not to the Jerk, who feels it would be out of this world. Who would have imagined, a cucumber being the chosen thing.

Blue Jerk found a can of Tango that they would watch for 10 minutes every morning. It is considered to be a fairly original thing to do, to everybody you know, but not to the Jerk, who considered that the idea was out of this world. You wouldnt have thought, a can of Tango is the thing to choose.

Blue Jerk wanted a ball that they would occasionally hug. It is a surprising idea, to me and my children, but not to the Jerk, who expected that it was in fact, amazing. Who would have thought, a ball is the thing to choose.

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