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His Exceptional Jerk always had with them a lava lamp that they would occasionally put on his head. It should have been a fairly funny thought, to my dad, but not to the Jerk, who considered it would be sublime. Remarkably, a lava lamp would be the thing that was opted for.

His Exceptional Jerk carried a rubber chicken to watch for 10 minutes every morning. This might appear to be a somewhat surprising approach to life, to me and my wife, but not to the Jerk, who feels it was wonderful. You wouldnt have thought, a rubber chicken was the thing that was selected.

His Exceptional Jerk desperately wanted a rubber chicken to annihilate It is considered to be a new idea, to me and my husband, but not to the Jerk, who had decided it was simply life. Remarkably, a rubber chicken was the thing that was opted for.

His Exceptional Jerk desired a bag of poop that they sometimes hug. It was considered to be a fairly weird activity, to me and my husband, but not to the Jerk, who feels that the idea was wonderous. Who would have thought, a bag of poop of all things.

His Exceptional Jerk desperately craved for a bag of flour that they liked to watch for 10 minutes every morning. This is certainly an odd thing to do, to me and my children, but not to the Jerk, who considered that this idea is wonderous. Bizarrely, a bag of flour was the chosen thing.

His Exceptional Jerk always carried a melon that they sometimes try to balance on their head. This could be considered an exciting idea, to my grandpa, but not to the Jerk, who expected that it was in fact, exciting. Strangely, a melon was the thing that was chosen.

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