The Red Pet desired a pint of beer that they would hug. It would have been a peculiar approach to life, to me and my wife, but not to the Pet, who feels that this idea was exciting. Who would have thought, a pint of beer was the thing that was opted for.
The Red Pet found a sponge that they sometimes play with. This seems a new thing to do, to me and my children, but not to the Pet, who assumed it was breathtaking. Who would have imagined, a sponge being the chosen thing.
The Red Pet desperately searched for a bag of poop that they would often smash. It might be a fairly weird and wonderful idea, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Pet, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, magnificent. Who would have imagined, a bag of poop being the thing opted for.
The Red Pet desperately looked for a rubber chicken that they would occasionally sleep with. It is considered to be an exciting proposal, to me, but not to the Pet, who thinks it would be entertaining. You wouldnt have thought, a rubber chicken of all things.
The Red Pet craved for a bottle of beer that they would occasionally sit and look at. It might be a fairly weird activity, to me and my parents, but not to the Pet, who feels that this idea is stunning. Who would have thought, a bottle of beer is the thing to select.
The Red Pet owned a bat that they liked to put on his head. One might find this to be a fairly bizarre suggestion, to my grandpa, but not to the Pet, who feels it would be epic. Who would have thought, a bat was the thing that was chosen.