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The Bum Loving Alien desperately searched for a sponge that they would sometimes drop. One might consider this to be a surprising thought, to me and my parents, but not to the Alien, who felt that the idea was spectacular. You wouldnt have thought, a sponge having that done to it

The Bum Loving Alien desired a cup that they liked to try to nail to the wall. It should be a bizarre thing to do, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Alien, who expected that the idea was sublime. You wouldnt have imagined, a cup is the item to select.

The Bum Loving Alien carried a toilet brush that they would often try to balance on their head. It would have been an exciting undertaking, to my children, but not to the Alien, who assumed it would be entertaining. Bizarrely, a toilet brush was the thing that was opted for.

The Bum Loving Alien desperately searched for a cucumber to hug. This is certainly a fairly new action, to my dad, but not to the Alien, who thought it would be magnificent. A cucumber was the thing that was chosen.

The Bum Loving Alien always kept a piece of paper that they would try to balance on their head. It might be a peculiar suggestion, to most, but not to the Alien, who thought it was awe-inspring. Who would have imagined, a piece of paper is the item to opt for.

The Bum Loving Alien desperately looked for a stapler that they would occasionally insert somewhere. This seems a fairly peculiar suggestion, to me and my children, but not to the Alien, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, wonderous. Honestly, a stapler was the thing that was chosen.

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