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The Bum Loving Santa had a stretchman to put on his head. It might be a weird proposal, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Santa, who thinks it was miraculous. Bizarrely, a stretchman is the thing to opt for.

The Bum Loving Santa searched for a piece of paper that they liked to share. It should have been a fairly extraordinary proposal, to me and my wife, but not to the Santa, who thought that the idea was magnificent. Who would have imagined, a piece of paper is the thing to choose.

The Bum Loving Santa often carried a can of Tango that they would smash. It would have been a fairly odd action, to my mum, but not to the Santa, who assumed that the idea was epic. Bizarrely, a can of Tango would be the chosen thing.

The Bum Loving Santa desired a can of Dr Pepper that they sometimes cuddle. It was considered to be a curious approach to life, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Santa, who considered that the idea was amazing. You wouldnt have thought, a can of Dr Pepper would be the item chosen.

The Bum Loving Santa desperately desired a pint of cider that they would sometimes annihilate It might be an extraordinary activity, to my dad, but not to the Santa, who feels it would be miraculous. Strangely, a pint of cider was the item that was opted for.

The Bum Loving Santa needed a wig that they would occasionally watch for 10 minutes every morning. It is considered to be a fairly odd action, to my mum, but not to the Santa, who thinks that this idea is wonderful. Remarkably, a wig is the item to select.

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