His Exciting Nerd desperately searched for a stretchman to put down their trousers. This seems to be an unusual operation, to me and my wife, but not to the Nerd, who feels that the idea was entertaining. Bizarrely, a stretchman would be the thing that was chosen.
His Exciting Nerd owned a ball that they would play with. It would be a weird thought, to my mum, but not to the Nerd, who felt that the idea was awe-inspring. Bizarrely, a ball would be the chosen thing.
His Exciting Nerd had a can of Tango that they would often smash. One might consider this to be an unusual proposal, to my grandma, but not to the Nerd, who had decided it would be simply life. Who would have thought, a can of Tango is the item to opt for.
His Exciting Nerd always carried a pint of cider that they would throw. This is certainly a weird and wonderful undertaking, to many, but not to the Nerd, who expected that this idea was wonderous. You wouldnt have thought, a pint of cider being the chosen thing.
His Exciting Nerd often carried a lava lamp that they would sometimes embrace. It should have been a fairly strange suggestion, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Nerd, who felt that the idea was wonderous. Strangely, a lava lamp is the item that was chosen.
His Exciting Nerd desperately wanted a sponge that they would occasionally cuddle. It would have been an extraordinary thought, to me and my parents, but not to the Nerd, who thought it would be magnificent. Strangely, a sponge would be the item chosen.