Their Depressed Artist desired a set of lego that they would occasionally put in the bath with him. It should have been a fairly curious approach to life, to my dad, but not to the Artist, who considered that the idea was entertaining. Remarkably, a set of lego was the thing that was chosen.
Their Depressed Artist desired a cucumber to play with. One might consider this to be an unusual proposal, to my grandpa, but not to the Artist, who thinks it was the most awesome idea. Honestly, a cucumber would be the chosen thing.
Their Depressed Artist desired a painting of a melon to put on his head. This seems to be a new exercise, to everybody you know, but not to the Artist, who considered it would be breathtaking. Who would have imagined, a painting of a melon being the chosen item.
Their Depressed Artist desperately craved for a bottle of wine to put down their trousers. One might say this is a fairly surprising action, to many, but not to the Artist, who had decided that the idea was spectacular. Who would have thought, a bottle of wine being the item selected.
Their Depressed Artist carried a custard pie to throw. This might appear to be a fairly peculiar suggestion, to everybody you know, but not to the Artist, who feels that it was in fact, the most awesome idea. Who would have imagined, a custard pie would be the item that was chosen.
Their Depressed Artist looked for a pint of beer to sleep with. It was considered to be a strange proposal, to me and my wife, but not to the Artist, who had decided it would be miraculous. A pint of beer of all things.