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The Confused Alien desperately searched for a pint of cider to annihilate This might appear to be a fairly curious thing to do, to most, but not to the Alien, who thought that this idea is amazing. Strangely, a pint of cider is the item to select.

The Confused Alien needed a chocolate bar that they would occasionally hug. One might consider this to be a different approach to life, to my grandma, but not to the Alien, who assumed that this idea was stunning. A chocolate bar would be the item that was chosen.

The Confused Alien always had with them a melon that they would watch for 10 minutes every morning. It was a surprising suggestion, to you and me, but not to the Alien, who feels that it was in fact, spectacular. Who would have imagined, a melon of all things.

The Confused Alien needed a can of Tango that they would occasionally annihilate This could be considered a fairly peculiar thought, to me and my husband, but not to the Alien, who assumed that the idea was out of this world. Who would have thought, a can of Tango was the chosen item.

The Confused Alien desperately looked for a piece of paper that they would sometimes annihilate It would be a curious suggestion, to my dad, but not to the Alien, who considered that it was in fact, spectacular. Who would have imagined, a piece of paper was the item that was selected.

The Confused Alien looked for a bottle of beer that they would often watch for 10 minutes every morning. It is considered to be a new thought, to me and my wife, but not to the Alien, who thought that this idea was magnificent. Who would have thought, a bottle of beer was the chosen thing.

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