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in hive-150943 •  27 days ago 

The Stupid Cat desperately searched for a bat that they liked to experiment on. It would be an extraordinary thing to do, to me and my children, but not to the Cat, who assumed that this idea was entertaining. Who would have thought, a bat being the thing opted for.

The Stupid Cat always kept a can of coke that they would worship. It was a fairly different approach to life, to me and my wife, but not to the Cat, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was epic. Remarkably, a can of coke is the item to opt for.

The Stupid Cat wanted a bat to throw. It should have been an astonishing suggestion, to you, but not to the Cat, who feels it would be wonderous. A bat would be the thing that was opted for.

The Stupid Cat always had with them a bag of flour that they would insert somewhere. One might say this is a fairly weird and wonderful exercise, to my dad, but not to the Cat, who had decided it would be awe-inspring. Bizarrely, a bag of flour would be the chosen thing.

The Stupid Cat desperately needed a cup that they sometimes sit and look at. This might appear to be a weird and wonderful activity, to my dad, but not to the Cat, who felt it would be the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have thought, a cup was the item that was chosen.

The Stupid Cat looked for a cucumber that they would demolish. This might appear to be a fairly new thing to do, to my grandma, but not to the Cat, who considered that this idea was out of this world. Honestly, a cucumber was the chosen thing.

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