The Nervous Artist often carried a rubber chicken to share. This could be considered a different suggestion, to me and my wife, but not to the Artist, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was simply life. A rubber chicken was the thing that was chosen.
The Nervous Artist desperately craved for a can of coke that they sometimes try to balance on their head. One might say this is a weird thing to do, to you, but not to the Artist, who thought it was stunning. Bizarrely, a can of coke is the item that was chosen.
The Nervous Artist wanted a can of Tango that they liked to worship. This could be considered a funny suggestion, to you and me, but not to the Artist, who thought that it was in fact, amazing. You wouldnt have thought, a can of Tango would be the item that was opted for.
The Nervous Artist wanted a big sponge to play with. This could be considered a fairly odd operation, to me and my husband, but not to the Artist, who assumed it was spectacular. Who would have imagined, a big sponge would be the item chosen.
The Nervous Artist always kept a rubber johnny that they would occasionally watch for 10 minutes every morning. This could be considered a fairly astonishing thought, to my mum, but not to the Artist, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was entertaining. Bizarrely, a rubber johnny of all things.
The Nervous Artist always carried a mug that they liked to put on his head. This seems to be a fairly bizarre suggestion, to my children, but not to the Artist, who expected that the idea was out of this world. Bizarrely, a mug was the chosen item.