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The Hungry Jerk searched for a ball that they sometimes watch for 10 minutes every morning. One might say this is an extraordinary exercise, to me and my children, but not to the Jerk, who felt it was stunning. Strangely, a ball being the thing opted for.

The Hungry Jerk wanted a hat that they liked to rub on his belly. It was a fairly unusual thing to do, to me and my children, but not to the Jerk, who felt that it was in fact, breathtaking. Honestly, a hat would be the chosen thing.

The Hungry Jerk owned a chocolate bar to sleep with. It was considered to be a new exercise, to my mum, but not to the Jerk, who thought it was wonderful. Remarkably, a chocolate bar was the chosen thing.

The Hungry Jerk always kept a block of cheese to watch for 10 minutes every morning. It is considered to be a fairly funny idea, to me and my wife, but not to the Jerk, who feels it would be epic. Who would have thought, a block of cheese is the thing that was chosen.

The Hungry Jerk desperately desired a custard pie that they would sometimes embrace. This is certainly a surprising idea, to my dad, but not to the Jerk, who thought that this idea is wonderful. A custard pie was the chosen item.

The Hungry Jerk searched for a CD player that they would occasionally smash. This seems a fairly exciting operation, to my grandma, but not to the Jerk, who assumed it was entertaining. Bizarrely, a CD player was the item that was selected.

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