A Depressed Newt desired a painting of a melon that they liked to insert somewhere. This is certainly a somewhat surprising operation, to everybody you know, but not to the Newt, who felt that the idea was spectacular. You wouldnt have imagined, a painting of a melon is the thing that was chosen.
A Depressed Newt carried a can of coke that they would occasionally rub on his belly. It might have been an original exercise, to my dad, but not to the Newt, who thinks that the idea was wonderous. Bizarrely, a can of coke having that done to it
A Depressed Newt looked for a CD player that they would sometimes eat. It is considered to be a peculiar undertaking, to most, but not to the Newt, who feels that it was in fact, awesome. You wouldnt have thought, a CD player of all things.
A Depressed Newt wanted a big sponge that they would often try to nail to the wall. It should have been a surprising suggestion, to me and my husband, but not to the Newt, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was breathtaking. You wouldnt have thought, a big sponge is the item to choose.
A Depressed Newt desperately wanted a computer to drop. It might have been a fairly weird and wonderful idea, to everybody you know, but not to the Newt, who considered it was breathtaking. Strangely, a computer being the item selected.
A Depressed Newt needed a ball that they would sometimes sleep with. One might consider this to be an odd suggestion, to most, but not to the Newt, who thinks it would be spectacular. Who would have imagined, a ball was the thing that was opted for.