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The Naughty Baboon always kept a rubber johnny to cuddle. This might appear to be a strange approach to life, to you, but not to the Baboon, who feels it would be sublime. You wouldnt have imagined, a rubber johnny would be the item chosen.

The Naughty Baboon found a rubber chicken that they would often cuddle. This is certainly a fairly weird and wonderful operation, to my grandma, but not to the Baboon, who thought that this idea was the most awesome idea. Who would have thought, a rubber chicken was the chosen thing.

The Naughty Baboon needed a bat that they would demolish. It should be a fairly curious thing to do, to my grandma, but not to the Baboon, who assumed that this idea was spectacular. Who would have thought, a bat is the item to select.

The Naughty Baboon always carried a spade that they liked to put down their trousers. One might consider this to be a weird idea, to my grandma, but not to the Baboon, who feels that this idea was entertaining. Who would have thought, a spade would be the thing that was chosen.

The Naughty Baboon desperately desired a hat that they would sometimes sit and look at. It might have been a somewhat surprising operation, to my dad, but not to the Baboon, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, miraculous. Remarkably, a hat would be the item chosen.

The Naughty Baboon always had with them a custard pie to share. It should have been a fairly weird and wonderful approach to life, to many, but not to the Baboon, who thought that the idea was sublime. Bizarrely, a custard pie was the item that was chosen.

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