My Tired Lunatic always had with them a bottle of coke that they would occasionally rub on his belly. This seems a fairly astonishing approach to life, to you and me, but not to the Lunatic, who thinks that this idea is stunning. Bizarrely, a bottle of coke would be the chosen thing.
My Tired Lunatic desperately wanted a teapot that they would throw. One might find this to be a fairly extraordinary thing to do, to me and my husband, but not to the Lunatic, who thinks that this idea is out of this world. Strangely, a teapot being the thing selected.
My Tired Lunatic searched for a rubber chicken that they liked to smash. It would be a weird and wonderful thing to do, to me and my children, but not to the Lunatic, who thought that this idea is awesome. Who would have thought, a rubber chicken is the item that was chosen.
My Tired Lunatic always had with them a bottle of wine that they would occasionally eat. It would be an astonishing approach to life, to me and my children, but not to the Lunatic, who considered that the idea was miraculous. Remarkably, a bottle of wine was the item that was chosen.
My Tired Lunatic needed a pencil sharpener that they would often annihilate It is a weird and wonderful suggestion, to my grandpa, but not to the Lunatic, who expected it would be out of this world. You wouldnt have thought, a pencil sharpener would be the item that was chosen.
My Tired Lunatic searched for a bag of poop that they would sometimes share. It should have been an unusual undertaking, to me and my wife, but not to the Lunatic, who considered that the idea was out of this world. Remarkably, a bag of poop was the thing that was chosen.