A Grumpy Santa desperately wanted a set of lego that they would occasionally insert somewhere. It would be a strange thing to do, to most, but not to the Santa, who felt that it was in fact, epic. Remarkably, a set of lego would be the thing that was chosen.
A Grumpy Santa owned a little monkey that they would often break. This might appear to be a fairly peculiar action, to many, but not to the Santa, who felt it would be entertaining. You wouldnt have imagined, a little monkey being the item opted for.
A Grumpy Santa desperately looked for a crown that they would put down their trousers. One might consider this to be an extraordinary thing to do, to me, but not to the Santa, who assumed it was entertaining. You wouldnt have imagined, a crown is the item to choose.
A Grumpy Santa always carried a pen that they sometimes smash. It might have been a fairly bizarre proposal, to my mum, but not to the Santa, who considered it was stunning. Bizarrely, a pen is the item that was chosen.
A Grumpy Santa often carried a bottle of coke that they would sometimes throw. It was an extraordinary thought, to you, but not to the Santa, who had come to the conclusion it would be out of this world. You wouldnt have thought, a bottle of coke is the thing to opt for.
A Grumpy Santa desperately needed a cheese grater that they would occasionally hug. It should have been a fairly curious idea, to most, but not to the Santa, who considered it was fun. A cheese grater is the thing to choose.