Stupid Ogre desperately wanted a rubber chicken that they would put in the bath with him. This seems an original action, to my dad, but not to the Ogre, who felt that it was in fact, simply life. Who would have thought, a rubber chicken would be the item that was selected.
Stupid Ogre desperately needed a stretchman that they liked to play with. It should be a different idea, to me and my wife, but not to the Ogre, who considered that the idea was wonderous. Bizarrely, a stretchman was the item that was opted for.
Stupid Ogre desperately searched for a little monkey that they would often rub on his belly. This seems a fairly surprising action, to you and me, but not to the Ogre, who thinks that it was in fact, simply life. Who would have thought, a little monkey is the item to opt for.
Stupid Ogre always carried a toilet brush that they would occasionally try to balance on their head. It was considered to be a fairly exciting idea, to everybody you know, but not to the Ogre, who had decided that this idea is awe-inspring. Bizarrely, a toilet brush is the thing to choose.
Stupid Ogre desperately searched for a spade that they sometimes hug. It would be a strange idea, to me, but not to the Ogre, who feels it was fun. Bizarrely, a spade is the item to choose.
Stupid Ogre owned a piece of paper that they liked to sleep with. It would have been a fairly exciting thought, to my mum, but not to the Ogre, who had decided it was out of this world. Bizarrely, a piece of paper was the thing that was selected.