The Bewildered GiraffesteemCreated with Sketch.

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The Bewildered Giraffe craved for a cheese grater that they liked to cuddle. One might consider this to be a fairly bizarre operation, to me and my husband, but not to the Giraffe, who feels that the idea was fun. A cheese grater was the item that was selected.

The Bewildered Giraffe desired a can of Tango to experiment on. It is considered to be a fairly weird and wonderful proposal, to my grandpa, but not to the Giraffe, who thought that this idea is sublime. Who would have thought, a can of Tango having that done to it

The Bewildered Giraffe desperately searched for a rubber johnny that they sometimes worship. It is a fairly exciting approach to life, to me and my wife, but not to the Giraffe, who had decided it would be the most awesome idea. Bizarrely, a rubber johnny was the item that was chosen.

The Bewildered Giraffe always had with them a custard pie that they would break. One might say this is an original idea, to you, but not to the Giraffe, who thinks that it was in fact, fun. Bizarrely, a custard pie would be the thing that was opted for.

The Bewildered Giraffe always carried a sack of potatoes that they would sit and look at. It was considered to be a fairly weird and wonderful activity, to my mum, but not to the Giraffe, who considered that it was in fact, awe-inspring. You wouldnt have thought, a sack of potatoes was the item that was selected.

The Bewildered Giraffe always kept a mug that they would sometimes put down their trousers. This could be considered a new thought, to my grandpa, but not to the Giraffe, who assumed that the idea was spectacular. You wouldnt have imagined, a mug is the item that was chosen.

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