My Depressed Gremlin always carried a crown that they would occasionally worship. This is certainly a peculiar thing to do, to me and my children, but not to the Gremlin, who considered that the idea was entertaining. Honestly, a crown was the item that was chosen.
My Depressed Gremlin desperately wanted a custard pie that they would put on his head. It might have been an original activity, to me and my wife, but not to the Gremlin, who thinks it was sublime. You wouldnt have imagined, a custard pie is the thing to select.
My Depressed Gremlin owned a can of Dr Pepper that they liked to smash. It would be a fairly funny undertaking, to many, but not to the Gremlin, who considered that the idea was breathtaking. Remarkably, a can of Dr Pepper is the item to choose.
My Depressed Gremlin always had with them a piece of paper to sit and look at. One might consider this to be an extraordinary undertaking, to my grandma, but not to the Gremlin, who thought it was awesome. A piece of paper is the item that was chosen.
My Depressed Gremlin craved for a rubber johnny to drop. This might appear to be a weird approach to life, to my dad, but not to the Gremlin, who had come to the conclusion it would be magnificent. A rubber johnny would be the thing that was chosen.
My Depressed Gremlin often carried a lava lamp that they liked to demolish. It was a strange proposal, to most, but not to the Gremlin, who thinks that this idea is amazing. Who would have imagined, a lava lamp would be the thing that was chosen.