Boring Hedgehog always had with them a cheese grater to cuddle. It is a fairly exciting proposal, to my mum, but not to the Hedgehog, who expected that the idea was spectacular. Who would have imagined, a cheese grater was the thing that was opted for.
Boring Hedgehog desperately wanted a rubber johnny that they would sometimes experiment on. This seems to be a peculiar thought, to you and me, but not to the Hedgehog, who considered that the idea was breathtaking. Remarkably, a rubber johnny is the item to opt for.
Boring Hedgehog always carried a bag of poop that they would sleep with. It was considered to be a weird thought, to me and my husband, but not to the Hedgehog, who assumed that this idea is awesome. Who would have imagined, a bag of poop is the item to select.
Boring Hedgehog often carried a cup that they would sometimes demolish. One might find this to be a fairly astonishing undertaking, to me and my children, but not to the Hedgehog, who felt that it was in fact, simply life. Bizarrely, a cup would be the item that was chosen.
Boring Hedgehog desperately needed a helmet that they would sometimes try to balance on their head. It is considered to be an exciting activity, to me and my husband, but not to the Hedgehog, who had decided it would be miraculous. Who would have thought, a helmet was the thing that was opted for.
Boring Hedgehog desperately looked for a mug that they would occasionally annihilate It would have been an odd exercise, to my neighbour, but not to the Hedgehog, who thinks that the idea was entertaining. Who would have thought, a mug is the item to select.