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Boring Woodpecker desired a painting of a melon that they liked to drop. This might appear to be a curious operation, to my children, but not to the Woodpecker, who felt that the idea was spectacular. Remarkably, a painting of a melon is the item to opt for.

Boring Woodpecker had a big sponge that they liked to demolish. It should be a fairly weird and wonderful action, to my grandma, but not to the Woodpecker, who thought that this idea was miraculous. You wouldnt have imagined, a big sponge was the chosen thing.

Boring Woodpecker desperately looked for a melon that they sometimes eat. This seems an astonishing thought, to me and my wife, but not to the Woodpecker, who thought that the idea was out of this world. You wouldnt have imagined, a melon being the item selected.

Boring Woodpecker looked for a spade to annihilate One might consider this to be a different thing to do, to my grandpa, but not to the Woodpecker, who felt that it was in fact, the most awesome idea. Who would have thought, a spade being the thing selected.

Boring Woodpecker had a bag of flour that they sometimes annihilate One might consider this to be a fairly strange approach to life, to me, but not to the Woodpecker, who considered it was awe-inspring. Remarkably, a bag of flour being the chosen thing.

Boring Woodpecker wanted a rubber chicken that they would often annihilate One might find this to be a fairly weird undertaking, to my grandma, but not to the Woodpecker, who feels it would be stunning. Strangely, a rubber chicken would be the item chosen.

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