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The Naughty Martian always carried a mug that they would experiment on. It is considered to be a fairly bizarre proposal, to everybody you know, but not to the Martian, who feels that this idea is fun. A mug being the chosen item.

The Naughty Martian found a bottle of beer that they would often put on his head. It would be a bizarre idea, to my grandpa, but not to the Martian, who assumed that the idea was amazing. You wouldnt have imagined, a bottle of beer was the item that was chosen.

The Naughty Martian needed a melon that they would put down their trousers. This seems an exciting idea, to most, but not to the Martian, who considered that this idea was sublime. Remarkably, a melon having that done to it

The Naughty Martian wanted a stretchman that they would occasionally smash. It would be a fairly strange action, to most, but not to the Martian, who had decided that it was in fact, amazing. Honestly, a stretchman was the item that was chosen.

The Naughty Martian wanted a chocolate bar that they would often annihilate It would have been a new approach to life, to you and me, but not to the Martian, who had decided that this idea was amazing. Remarkably, a chocolate bar being the item selected.

The Naughty Martian searched for a can of Dr Pepper that they would sometimes share. One might find this to be a strange exercise, to my neighbour, but not to the Martian, who considered it would be awesome. Remarkably, a can of Dr Pepper would be the thing that was opted for.

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