His Square King had a melon that they would occasionally put down their trousers. One might consider this to be an extraordinary suggestion, to my grandpa, but not to the King, who thinks that it was in fact, fun. Strangely, a melon was the item that was chosen.
His Square King found a little monkey that they sometimes demolish. It was considered to be a peculiar exercise, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the King, who feels it was spectacular. Honestly, a little monkey being the thing opted for.
His Square King always had with them a can of Tango that they would often experiment on. It is a new action, to me and my parents, but not to the King, who had come to the conclusion it would be wonderful. Bizarrely, a can of Tango would be the item chosen.
His Square King carried a pint of cider that they would sometimes insert somewhere. It might have been a new approach to life, to some, but not to the King, who had decided that the idea was wonderous. Honestly, a pint of cider being the chosen item.
His Square King found a big sponge that they would often try to nail to the wall. This is certainly a somewhat surprising undertaking, to you and me, but not to the King, who assumed that the idea was epic. Who would have imagined, a big sponge being the chosen item.
His Square King always had with them a wig that they would occasionally cuddle. This could be considered a fairly strange action, to my mum, but not to the King, who had come to the conclusion it was awe-inspring. Honestly, a wig was the item that was selected.