Energetic Jerk desperately wanted a cucumber that they would often demolish. It is considered to be a surprising thing to do, to some, but not to the Jerk, who felt that this idea is magnificent. Who would have imagined, a cucumber was the thing that was selected.
Energetic Jerk found a bag of poop that they would often hug. This seems to be an original thought, to my mum, but not to the Jerk, who thinks that this idea is wonderous. Remarkably, a bag of poop would be the thing that was chosen.
Energetic Jerk searched for a sack of potatoes that they would sometimes put down their trousers. This might appear to be a different thing to do, to my neighbour, but not to the Jerk, who considered that the idea was epic. Remarkably, a sack of potatoes would be the thing that was chosen.
Energetic Jerk owned a pint of beer to cuddle. It is an exciting idea, to my children, but not to the Jerk, who felt that the idea was out of this world. You wouldnt have imagined, a pint of beer being the item selected.
Energetic Jerk desperately looked for a lava lamp that they would watch for 10 minutes every morning. It might be a fairly surprising operation, to many, but not to the Jerk, who feels that this idea is epic. Who would have thought, a lava lamp is the item to choose.
Energetic Jerk carried a magic 8 ball that they would often share. It is a fairly original thought, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Jerk, who considered that this idea is exciting. You wouldnt have thought, a magic 8 ball was the thing that was opted for.