The Purple Scammer found a sack of potatoes that they would occasionally put on his head. It is a weird thought, to many, but not to the Scammer, who thought that the idea was breathtaking. You wouldnt have imagined, a sack of potatoes is the thing to opt for.
The Purple Scammer wanted a ball that they would sometimes cuddle. It is a fairly surprising suggestion, to my grandma, but not to the Scammer, who thinks that this idea is magnificent. You wouldnt have imagined, a ball would be the item that was selected.
The Purple Scammer needed a can of Dr Pepper that they would sometimes rub on his belly. One might find this to be a weird action, to my neighbour, but not to the Scammer, who expected that this idea is wonderful. You wouldnt have thought, a can of Dr Pepper being the item selected.
The Purple Scammer had a tomato to demolish. This might appear to be a fairly different approach to life, to me, but not to the Scammer, who feels that the idea was wonderous. Who would have thought, a tomato is the item to choose.
The Purple Scammer looked for a melon that they would occasionally sleep with. One might find this to be a strange approach to life, to you and me, but not to the Scammer, who had decided that it was in fact, entertaining. Remarkably, a melon would be the chosen thing.
The Purple Scammer wanted a pen that they liked to hug. This seems to be a fairly odd suggestion, to you, but not to the Scammer, who thought it would be simply life. Who would have thought, a pen is the thing that was chosen.