The Grumpy Lunatic carried a rubber johnny that they would put in the bath with him. This seems to be a curious activity, to my dad, but not to the Lunatic, who expected that it was in fact, miraculous. You wouldnt have thought, a rubber johnny would be the item that was chosen.
The Grumpy Lunatic desired a hat that they sometimes sit and look at. It was considered to be an astonishing action, to my grandpa, but not to the Lunatic, who assumed that this idea is miraculous. Honestly, a hat was the item that was opted for.
The Grumpy Lunatic had a melon that they would sometimes put down their trousers. It would have been a fairly unusual undertaking, to everybody you know, but not to the Lunatic, who feels it would be stunning. You wouldnt have thought, a melon would be the item that was opted for.
The Grumpy Lunatic often carried a mug that they would smash. This could be considered a peculiar exercise, to many, but not to the Lunatic, who thinks it was amazing. You wouldnt have thought, a mug being the thing opted for.
The Grumpy Lunatic had a tomato that they sometimes worship. It might be a fairly astonishing action, to me and my wife, but not to the Lunatic, who thinks it was miraculous. Remarkably, a tomato being the item selected.
The Grumpy Lunatic desperately craved for a pint of cider that they would rub on his belly. It was an exciting proposal, to my mum, but not to the Lunatic, who feels it would be amazing. Who would have imagined, a pint of cider would be the item that was opted for.