The Confused Elf craved for a bottle of wine that they would sit and look at. It should be a curious activity, to my grandma, but not to the Elf, who expected it would be miraculous. Remarkably, a bottle of wine is the thing to select.
The Confused Elf wanted a pint of cider that they would play with. It was considered to be a different exercise, to many, but not to the Elf, who feels that this idea is breathtaking. You wouldnt have imagined, a pint of cider of all things.
The Confused Elf always carried a radiator that they liked to share. It is an extraordinary undertaking, to me, but not to the Elf, who had decided that it was in fact, magnificent. Strangely, a radiator was the thing that was chosen.
The Confused Elf desperately wanted a mug that they sometimes annihilate This could be considered an extraordinary exercise, to me and my parents, but not to the Elf, who considered that this idea is exciting. Who would have imagined, a mug of all things.
The Confused Elf desperately desired a can of Dr Pepper that they liked to share. This seems a fairly original approach to life, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Elf, who had come to the conclusion it was fun. Bizarrely, a can of Dr Pepper was the chosen item.
The Confused Elf often carried a set square that they would watch for 10 minutes every morning. This could be considered an exciting suggestion, to me and my wife, but not to the Elf, who felt it was stunning. A set square was the item that was opted for.