The Lovely Artist

The Lovely Artist always had with them a wig that they liked to play with. It was a fairly astonishing thought, to my dad, but not to the Artist, who assumed that the idea was simply life. Strangely, a wig was the chosen item.

The Lovely Artist wanted a bottle of coke that they would sometimes demolish. This might appear to be a strange proposal, to my grandma, but not to the Artist, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was exciting. Bizarrely, a bottle of coke was the item that was chosen.

The Lovely Artist always carried a hat that they would sometimes demolish. It was a funny suggestion, to my grandma, but not to the Artist, who considered that this idea is simply life. Bizarrely, a hat was the thing that was chosen.

The Lovely Artist desperately desired a rubber chicken that they would watch for 10 minutes every morning. It is considered to be a fairly peculiar thought, to my children, but not to the Artist, who feels it would be the most awesome idea. Remarkably, a rubber chicken was the chosen thing.

The Lovely Artist craved for a can of coke that they would occasionally break. This seems to be a fairly surprising proposal, to my grandma, but not to the Artist, who thought it would be the most awesome idea. Honestly, a can of coke would be the item chosen.

The Lovely Artist always kept a sack of potatoes that they would sometimes sleep with. It was a fairly exciting proposal, to you and me, but not to the Artist, who feels it was breathtaking. Honestly, a sack of potatoes is the item to choose.