A Square Gremlin owned a stretchman that they liked to sit and look at. It would have been a fairly bizarre exercise, to my mum, but not to the Gremlin, who considered that it was in fact, wonderous. You wouldnt have thought, a stretchman would be the item that was opted for.
A Square Gremlin desperately desired a can of coke that they liked to worship. It is a fairly different idea, to you, but not to the Gremlin, who thinks that the idea was exciting. Who would have imagined, a can of coke being the chosen thing.
A Square Gremlin had a bag of flour that they would often cuddle. It should have been a fairly weird proposal, to me, but not to the Gremlin, who felt that this idea was epic. Who would have thought, a bag of flour is the thing to choose.
A Square Gremlin always carried a painting of a melon that they would sleep with. It is a fairly curious activity, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Gremlin, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was out of this world. Strangely, a painting of a melon would be the thing that was chosen.
A Square Gremlin always kept a pint of cider that they would try to nail to the wall. It would have been a fairly exciting exercise, to my neighbour, but not to the Gremlin, who assumed that this idea is sublime. Who would have thought, a pint of cider being the item opted for.
A Square Gremlin always kept a block of cheese that they sometimes hug. This could be considered a weird activity, to me, but not to the Gremlin, who thinks it would be wonderous. You wouldnt have thought, a block of cheese is the item to opt for.