A Round Jerk found a lava lamp that they would sometimes throw. It was a surprising suggestion, to everybody you know, but not to the Jerk, who assumed it would be miraculous. Remarkably, a lava lamp being the chosen thing.
A Round Jerk desperately searched for a cup to break. It might be an astonishing undertaking, to you, but not to the Jerk, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, simply life. Bizarrely, a cup was the thing that was chosen.
A Round Jerk always had with them a custard pie that they would insert somewhere. It should be an astonishing exercise, to my dad, but not to the Jerk, who expected that it was in fact, wonderful. Remarkably, a custard pie was the thing that was chosen.
A Round Jerk often carried a CD player to put down their trousers. One might find this to be a different exercise, to you, but not to the Jerk, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was spectacular. Bizarrely, a CD player was the thing that was chosen.
A Round Jerk desperately needed a bottle of beer that they would occasionally demolish. It was considered to be a fairly weird and wonderful thought, to you, but not to the Jerk, who feels that the idea was miraculous. Remarkably, a bottle of beer being the chosen item.
A Round Jerk had a cheese grater that they would sometimes sleep with. It might have been a funny undertaking, to my dad, but not to the Jerk, who thought that it was in fact, awe-inspring. Who would have imagined, a cheese grater is the item to select.