The Stupid Bear searched for a Harry Potter wand to sit and look at. One might consider this to be a fairly surprising approach to life, to my mum, but not to the Bear, who expected it was awesome. Strangely, a Harry Potter wand is the item to choose.
The Stupid Bear often carried a cheese grater that they liked to eat. One might say this is a surprising suggestion, to me and my parents, but not to the Bear, who had come to the conclusion it was awesome. Strangely, a cheese grater being the item selected.
The Stupid Bear always kept a teapot that they would sometimes drop. This is certainly a bizarre exercise, to me and my parents, but not to the Bear, who considered that the idea was epic. Bizarrely, a teapot was the thing that was chosen.
The Stupid Bear desperately wanted a helmet that they would sometimes embrace. This seems to be a peculiar thought, to my dad, but not to the Bear, who assumed that this idea was the most awesome idea. Strangely, a helmet being the thing opted for.
The Stupid Bear looked for a custard pie that they would often worship. One might consider this to be a fairly weird operation, to me and my wife, but not to the Bear, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is wonderous. Bizarrely, a custard pie would be the item that was selected.
The Stupid Bear wanted a pint of beer that they would experiment on. This seems a new idea, to me and my husband, but not to the Bear, who thought that the idea was wonderous. Honestly, a pint of beer was the thing that was chosen.