Her Confused Jerk always had with them a pint of cider that they would occasionally cuddle. It should have been a weird and wonderful exercise, to me, but not to the Jerk, who expected that the idea was the most awesome idea. Who would have thought, a pint of cider is the item to select.
Her Confused Jerk desperately craved for a can of coke to experiment on. It should have been a funny exercise, to my mum, but not to the Jerk, who had decided that this idea is the most awesome idea. Who would have imagined, a can of coke was the chosen thing.
Her Confused Jerk desperately desired a can of Tango that they liked to throw. One might find this to be a weird activity, to my mum, but not to the Jerk, who had decided it was spectacular. Strangely, a can of Tango was the thing that was chosen.
Her Confused Jerk desperately searched for a block of cheese that they sometimes sleep with. This seems to be a fairly weird and wonderful suggestion, to my children, but not to the Jerk, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is wonderful. You wouldnt have thought, a block of cheese would be the thing that was opted for.
Her Confused Jerk often carried a teapot that they would sometimes hug. It might be an astonishing approach to life, to my dad, but not to the Jerk, who feels that this idea is magnificent. You wouldnt have thought, a teapot was the thing that was selected.
Her Confused Jerk owned a pint of beer that they would often eat. It is a fairly different action, to my dad, but not to the Jerk, who expected that this idea was stunning. You wouldnt have imagined, a pint of beer was the chosen item.