The Fat BuildersteemCreated with Sketch.

in hive-150943 •  yesterday 

The Fat Builder desperately searched for a cheese grater that they liked to eat. One might consider this to be a surprising exercise, to most, but not to the Builder, who expected that the idea was epic. Honestly, a cheese grater would be the thing that was chosen.

The Fat Builder had a cheese grater that they would occasionally embrace. It might be a curious action, to me and my wife, but not to the Builder, who thinks that it was in fact, the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have thought, a cheese grater is the item to choose.

The Fat Builder needed a bag of poop that they would sit and look at. It would have been a fairly astonishing approach to life, to my neighbour, but not to the Builder, who assumed that the idea was miraculous. Remarkably, a bag of poop is the thing to choose.

The Fat Builder wanted a wig that they liked to rub on his belly. This seems a peculiar suggestion, to my dad, but not to the Builder, who feels it would be magnificent. Who would have thought, a wig having that done to it

The Fat Builder had a radiator that they would worship. One might say this is a fairly funny operation, to you, but not to the Builder, who had come to the conclusion it was wonderous. Who would have thought, a radiator having that done to it

The Fat Builder always kept a rubber chicken that they liked to put in the bath with him. It would have been a curious thing to do, to me, but not to the Builder, who had decided that this idea was miraculous. Who would have imagined, a rubber chicken would be the chosen thing.

Authors get paid when people like you upvote their post.
If you enjoyed what you read here, create your account today and start earning FREE STEEM!