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The Depressed Jerk often carried a bag of flour that they would sometimes embrace. It was considered to be a fairly odd undertaking, to me and my wife, but not to the Jerk, who considered that the idea was exciting. A bag of flour of all things.

The Depressed Jerk desired a bag of poop that they liked to rub on his belly. It was an odd operation, to many, but not to the Jerk, who feels it was stunning. Honestly, a bag of poop was the chosen thing.

The Depressed Jerk desperately searched for a bat that they would put on his head. It should have been a fairly extraordinary activity, to most, but not to the Jerk, who assumed it would be awe-inspring. You wouldnt have thought, a bat would be the thing that was selected.

The Depressed Jerk desperately craved for a block of cheese to put on his head. It might be an original idea, to you, but not to the Jerk, who feels that the idea was amazing. Honestly, a block of cheese is the item to opt for.

The Depressed Jerk always had with them a stretchman that they sometimes annihilate This is certainly a fairly new idea, to me and my children, but not to the Jerk, who felt it would be sublime. Who would have thought, a stretchman is the thing to select.

The Depressed Jerk often carried a pencil sharpener that they liked to embrace. It should have been a fairly exciting suggestion, to everybody you know, but not to the Jerk, who felt that the idea was out of this world. Remarkably, a pencil sharpener would be the thing that was selected.

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