Ugly Woodpecker

Ugly Woodpecker desperately wanted a ball that they would occasionally embrace. This might appear to be a fairly odd activity, to my neighbour, but not to the Woodpecker, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was fun. Who would have thought, a ball of all things.

Ugly Woodpecker often carried a stapler that they would occasionally hug. It was a funny idea, to my grandma, but not to the Woodpecker, who had decided that it was in fact, awesome. Remarkably, a stapler would be the item chosen.

Ugly Woodpecker wanted a toilet brush that they would often play with. It was considered to be a funny exercise, to you and me, but not to the Woodpecker, who thinks that the idea was spectacular. Who would have thought, a toilet brush would be the chosen thing.

Ugly Woodpecker desperately needed a bat that they would sometimes drop. It is considered to be a bizarre operation, to my neighbour, but not to the Woodpecker, who thinks it was amazing. Who would have imagined, a bat is the thing to select.

Ugly Woodpecker desperately looked for a melon that they would occasionally sit and look at. It might be a bizarre thing to do, to me and my parents, but not to the Woodpecker, who feels that the idea was breathtaking. Honestly, a melon would be the thing that was opted for.

Ugly Woodpecker owned a cheese grater that they would annihilate This seems a fairly odd suggestion, to my grandpa, but not to the Woodpecker, who considered it was awesome. Bizarrely, a cheese grater was the thing that was opted for.