My Confused Jerk looked for a teapot that they would sometimes throw. It might be a fairly surprising proposal, to everybody you know, but not to the Jerk, who thinks that the idea was wonderful. Who would have thought, a teapot would be the thing that was selected.
My Confused Jerk searched for a ball that they would often share. It might have been a fairly exciting thing to do, to me and my children, but not to the Jerk, who had come to the conclusion it would be spectacular. Bizarrely, a ball being the chosen item.
My Confused Jerk desperately desired a teapot to sleep with. It is a funny thing to do, to my dad, but not to the Jerk, who feels that this idea is wonderous. Who would have thought, a teapot was the thing that was selected.
My Confused Jerk desired a cup that they would sometimes drop. It was a weird and wonderful operation, to my grandpa, but not to the Jerk, who feels that the idea was spectacular. Who would have thought, a cup being the item opted for.
My Confused Jerk desperately looked for a stapler that they would break. This might appear to be a fairly extraordinary operation, to many, but not to the Jerk, who considered it was awesome. Remarkably, a stapler would be the item that was chosen.
My Confused Jerk had a teapot that they would sometimes put on his head. It is considered to be a fairly peculiar activity, to me and my children, but not to the Jerk, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was epic. Honestly, a teapot would be the item that was chosen.