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The Stupid Elephant searched for a rubber johnny that they liked to play with. It should be a fairly surprising action, to me and my parents, but not to the Elephant, who had decided it would be epic. Remarkably, a rubber johnny having that done to it

The Stupid Elephant owned a toilet brush that they would put on his head. This might appear to be a new action, to me and my wife, but not to the Elephant, who had come to the conclusion it was awesome. Remarkably, a toilet brush being the item selected.

The Stupid Elephant needed a bottle of beer to cuddle. One might consider this to be a fairly curious thought, to me, but not to the Elephant, who thinks that the idea was the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have thought, a bottle of beer would be the item that was chosen.

The Stupid Elephant always kept a stretchman that they would often embrace. This seems a fairly original thought, to my grandma, but not to the Elephant, who thought that the idea was wonderous. Strangely, a stretchman of all things.

The Stupid Elephant carried a CD player that they liked to try to nail to the wall. This might appear to be a funny suggestion, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Elephant, who feels that this idea was fun. You wouldnt have thought, a CD player being the chosen thing.

The Stupid Elephant had a pen that they would throw. This seems to be a fairly new exercise, to my neighbour, but not to the Elephant, who feels that the idea was wonderous. Remarkably, a pen was the thing that was opted for.

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