My Confused Woodpecker always carried a sack of potatoes to throw. This seems a fairly original operation, to most, but not to the Woodpecker, who thought that the idea was amazing. Who would have thought, a sack of potatoes was the thing that was chosen.
My Confused Woodpecker desperately wanted a stretchman that they liked to drop. This seems to be a weird and wonderful undertaking, to me, but not to the Woodpecker, who had decided it would be the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have imagined, a stretchman would be the chosen thing.
My Confused Woodpecker desperately searched for a bottle of beer that they would worship. This seems an astonishing undertaking, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Woodpecker, who had decided that the idea was awe-inspring. A bottle of beer being the chosen item.
My Confused Woodpecker carried a lava lamp that they liked to sit and look at. It was considered to be a fairly new activity, to many, but not to the Woodpecker, who had decided that this idea was miraculous. Who would have thought, a lava lamp of all things.
My Confused Woodpecker always carried a block of cheese that they sometimes eat. This seems to be a fairly exciting operation, to most, but not to the Woodpecker, who thinks that this idea was sublime. Honestly, a block of cheese is the item to select.
My Confused Woodpecker searched for a custard pie that they sometimes throw. It is considered to be an exciting operation, to some, but not to the Woodpecker, who feels that this idea was exciting. A custard pie being the thing opted for.