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The Naughty Elf desperately needed a chocolate bar that they sometimes put in the bath with him. This seems to be an unusual proposal, to me and my parents, but not to the Elf, who assumed that the idea was spectacular. Bizarrely, a chocolate bar would be the thing that was chosen.

The Naughty Elf found a custard pie that they sometimes drop. It was a fairly unusual activity, to most, but not to the Elf, who had decided that the idea was wonderous. Strangely, a custard pie would be the thing that was chosen.

The Naughty Elf always kept a tomato that they would occasionally rub on his belly. It was a different undertaking, to many, but not to the Elf, who expected that the idea was exciting. Honestly, a tomato would be the thing that was selected.

The Naughty Elf owned a can of coke that they would often smash. This could be considered a fairly new thought, to many, but not to the Elf, who felt that this idea is awesome. Remarkably, a can of coke would be the item that was selected.

The Naughty Elf always kept a melon that they would drop. It might have been a fairly surprising exercise, to my dad, but not to the Elf, who expected that it was in fact, magnificent. Strangely, a melon was the item that was selected.

The Naughty Elf often carried a bottle of coke that they would often cuddle. One might say this is an exciting thought, to everybody you know, but not to the Elf, who considered that this idea was sublime. Remarkably, a bottle of coke being the item selected.

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