Boring Ogre desperately craved for a block of cheese to try to balance on their head. This seems to be a fairly different idea, to me and my wife, but not to the Ogre, who had come to the conclusion it would be spectacular. Remarkably, a block of cheese would be the chosen thing.
Boring Ogre had a stretchman that they would occasionally throw. This seems to be a fairly unusual operation, to my neighbour, but not to the Ogre, who had come to the conclusion it was entertaining. You wouldnt have imagined, a stretchman would be the thing that was chosen.
Boring Ogre searched for a block of cheese that they liked to eat. It would have been a fairly weird undertaking, to everybody you know, but not to the Ogre, who thought it would be awesome. Remarkably, a block of cheese would be the chosen thing.
Boring Ogre always kept a big sponge that they would often demolish. This could be considered a fairly original undertaking, to my grandma, but not to the Ogre, who expected that it was in fact, simply life. You wouldnt have imagined, a big sponge being the item selected.
Boring Ogre found a sack of potatoes that they would occasionally sit and look at. One might consider this to be a fairly odd idea, to you and me, but not to the Ogre, who thinks it was miraculous. Strangely, a sack of potatoes is the item that was chosen.
Boring Ogre carried a chocolate bar that they would often play with. One might find this to be a somewhat surprising activity, to you and me, but not to the Ogre, who had decided that the idea was spectacular. You wouldnt have thought, a chocolate bar is the thing to choose.